A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman, whispering, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea if you are cold," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow!" he exclaimed, not believing his luck. "That's a great idea!"
"Good," she replied. "Then get your own fucking blanket."
After a moment of silence...
He farted.
The End
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Thanks to Jim Halsband for this story.
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