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A team of scientists in Germany have made artificial mouse sperm using stem cells, and created seven baby mice without the benefit of a male mouse's... er... contribution.
This could mean that all we need is an electric blanket, a step-stool and a vibrator and we'd be all set.
Of course, we'd have to come up with new, easy-open pickle jars and some of us would have to learn about car mechanics. But in light of this scientific breakthough, that shouldn't be all that difficult.
Imagine never having to deal with the seat being up in the middle of the night. Or your mother-in-law thinking that you're not good enough. Or dirty socks on the floor right next to the hamper.
No more Monday Night Football.
No more corporate glass ceilings.
No more bedcover wars. No more Internet porn!
They might be on to something, here.
A team of scientists in Germany have made artificial mouse sperm using stem cells, and created seven baby mice without the benefit of a male mouse's... er... contribution.This could mean that all we need is an electric blanket, a step-stool and a vibrator and we'd be all set.
Of course, we'd have to come up with new, easy-open pickle jars and some of us would have to learn about car mechanics. But in light of this scientific breakthough, that shouldn't be all that difficult.
Imagine never having to deal with the seat being up in the middle of the night. Or your mother-in-law thinking that you're not good enough. Or dirty socks on the floor right next to the hamper.
No more Monday Night Football.
No more corporate glass ceilings.
No more bedcover wars. No more Internet porn!
They might be on to something, here.
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