Save a life and spend NOTHING

Most of you know I try very hard to raise money and awareness for different causes here on FB. Often with varying degrees of success! On this occassion I am asking for your help again and IT WILL COST YOU NOTHING!!!!!!

YES... Chase bank is giving away $25,000 to the 25 charities that garner the most individual votes between now and DEC 15... that's $25,000 to save a lot of lives. After the 15th, More voting will take place to chose the top 6 charities... 5 receiving $100,000 and one receiving a cool Million dollars. YES $1,000,000

ALL YOU HAVE TO IS CLICK THIS LINK....
http://apps.facebook.com/chasecommunitygiving/charities/1296914?src=wallpost&ref=mf

You will be asked to accept the Chase Giving App... please do so... then you will go to the Keep A Child Alive Voting page to cast a vote... you are also permitted 19 other votes for your other favorite charities.

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO DO THIS FOR ME

President Bill Clinton speaks about Keep A child Alive at this link... http://support.keepachildalive.org/site/PageNavigator/black_ball_2009

The second video in the player after Queen Latifa is Bill Clinton, if you need to hear why you should support this wonderful charity, this is the definitive speech... I hope you will agree... and then support us!

You can also join our Cause her on facebook if you want to support us further
http://apps.facebook.com/causes/3449/4227162?m=ab445bc4

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman, whispering, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea if you are cold," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow!" he exclaimed, not believing his luck. "That's a great idea!"

"Good," she replied. "Then get your own fucking blanket."

After a moment of silence...

He farted.

The End

In bed...

... I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...

....you fucking mosquito.